February 2012
I'm glad Nini is on my dash or I would forget he's...
captainfabfro:
parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
friends: omg you are soooo pretty
boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
January 2012
I hate it when people say, "Don't worry, there are... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Witch, do I look like I’m gonna travel around the world and meet all these 6 billion people?
Follow this blog, get free ham.
You're the reason of my mood swings. Why I feel...
myheartisbeatingrealmadrid:
Made in Barca
minamadridista74:
rmadridgirl:
Alves “Talking about referees is for losers”
Messi “The ref was arrogant and threatened us with cards”
mum: hey, hows ________?
me: idk haven't spoken to her much recently
mum: what? why not?
me: idk, just haven't
mum: did you two get in a fight?
me: no
mum: is there something wrong with her?
me: no
mum: was there a disagreement?
me: no
mum: why aren't you talking to her then?
me: idk we just haven't been speaking much lately
mum: but WHY
When your period's late but you've never had sex →
verysupernatural:
funniest10k:
“OH GOD I’M THE NEXT VIRGIN MARY” MOM, CALL THE POPE!
I’M CARRYING THE ANTI-CHRIST INSIDE ME
1 tag
100 Truths
1. Real Name: Renata Zatarain
2.Nickname(s): Renis/Re/Renats
3. Favorite Color(s): Red, Orange, Purple, Yellow
4. Male or Female: Female
5.Elementary School: Eugenia B. Thomas
6. Middle School: Doral Middle
7. High School: Ronald Reagan
8. College: not there yet
9. Hair Color: brown
10. Tall or Short: 5’1.5” short
11. Sweats or Jeans: Jeans
12. Phone or Camera: phone
13. Health...
48dreams:
karim—benzema:
callejon scoes “omg my baby i’m in love with him mi amor”
karim scores “omg my baby i’m in love with him mi amor”
gonzalo scores “omg my baby i’m in love with him mi amor”
Benefits of being short (for a girl)
Trying to find a boy taller than you is not hard at all
Wearing high heels won’t make you look super gigantic
Short girls are cute
Kissing someone who’s taller is cute when you have to stand on your toes
Closer to the ground
Hide and seek is easier for you than tall people
Short people usually run faster
I like being short
December 2011